On the Edge of Greatness

A place for my madness to escape it's cage.

Wedding Officiant

I specialize in nerd/alternate/lgbtq+ weddings, including custom scripts & costumes. I have officiated as Jake of the Blues Brothers and as a Starfleet Captain.

I have done the Princess Brideopening, and the Spaceball’s “Short-Short”version. I even attended a Red Wedding (using nerf guns, of course).

I am open to your idea for your special day! Let’s have a mighty fine shindig!

I do secular ceremonies primarily, as I am personally non-religious. I insist we negotiate any religious needs you may have at our first meeting to avoid any surprises with your wedding. I resonate more with some religions than with others and I prefer to officiate from a place of truth.

I am not a wedding planner.I am offering services as an officiant. Any thing else will need to be negotiated. Thank you for understanding.

Sign Only

$10

Standard

$200

Script Consultation (1 hour)

I will attend your rehearsal and perform a standard ceremony at your wedding.

Custom

$200+

Script Consultation (1 hour)

I will attend your rehearsal and perform a standard ceremony at your wedding.

+$20/hr Script Creation (maximum 5 hours)

I have no other requests other than being allowed to attend the reception, if your party would allow it. I would love to get any feedback from folks that saw the wedding and perhaps hand out a few cards. I promise not to sell anyone my services unless someone asks or you send them to me.

I will not ask for any, but if you would like to give a gift (perhaps by tradition), I will gratefully accept. The book I plan to read from at your wedding was a gift from my first wedding, so I understand.

If we don’t vibe, I completely understand. I hope your wedding day is wonderful!