Today’s running code:

So, I decided to write out some of my thoughts in code, to see if they make sense. I was struggling to get things done today, and had to prioritize things that had to be done vs. things I want to get done. The writing below is pretty much what went through my brain. I have run it, reached FuckIt(), and am currently regenerating. I am not asleep, so I had enough spoons to get this written.

NOTE: This is pseudocode from several of the various languages I know. I am choosing various syntax purely for readability of my message. I know it won't compileand I don't need to be told. If youneed it to compile, feel free to rewrite it and let me know. I am happy with it as it is, since it runs on ChrisOS just fine. :)


Today's Code:

#> cat DoStuff.exe
#> #/bin/chrish -w
//start of Code
spoons = GetSpoonCount(); // do I have the energy?
fucks  = GetFuckCount();  // can I give a fuck?
spoons = spoons -1; // evaluating counts costs spoons.
// If I don't give a fuck, we are done.
if (fucks  0 AND fucks > 0 ) {   
effort = GetEffort(plan);
if ( effort > spoons OR effort > fucks) {
FuckIt();
}
// if we got here, we are doing shit!       
DoTheThing(plan);
fucks  = (fucks  - effort);
spoons  = (spoons - effort);
}
// because sometimes I just randomly lost more spoons
// for no fucking reason
spoons = spoons - rand(0-2) ;    
}
if ( fucks < 1 ) { 
FuckIt();
} 
// subroutines
sub FuckIt() {
print "Fuck It.";
if (spoons  exit

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