A mixed bag (of dicks) – 2013

I have to say, that this year was a mixed bag for me. As I write this,  I considered one of these statements to open with:

I have to say, this year sucked. It can eat a bad of dicks. I think this was a pretty decent year, despite the setbacks. I think this year was rather Meh.

None of those captured it.  So, I think I will go with this opener.

This year was pretty much a wash. I think it only needs to nibble on a bag of dicks, but it still needs the bag. I really does.

I did some fun stuff this year, and had some changes that just sucked. Still, I am physically ok, even though I am challenged by body maintenance due to a profound of NOT taking care of it for awhile. So, let's get that out of the way, shall we?

The Bad Stuff

Medical

I was in the hospital twice and called 911 several times to deal with an atrial flutter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atrial_flutter). I was in the hospital for four (4) days and was eventually rebooted and discharged. That was an ok experience, as I was coached by my doctor in front of my manager, saw some damn sexy nurses - I was not able to do anything about it. Mixed bag, right? - and had decent food for a hospital. I then had to lie on my ass for a week to recover from the reboot.

* re·boot [v. ree-boot; n. ree-boot, ree-boot]verb (used with object) 1. to restart (a computer) by loading the operating system; boot again. verb (used without object) 2. (of a computer) to be restarted. noun 3. an act or instance of restarting a computer.